IUI — Insanity Utter Insanity
As I drove to the doctor's office with the "sample" tucked safely in the trusty brown bag next to me, I couldn't help but wonder, will it help my chances if I romance the doctor? Should I be bringing the nurse flowers? What about candles and wine? Will I get a call tomorrow or is this just a new fangled booty call?I had the sick sense that if I created a scene of seduction maybe my success rate would be higher. Maybe the doctor would be wowed by my charms and he'd throw in an extra sample for good luck. Here I was about to "make" a baby and my husband didn't even need to be in the same room. I don't know about you but in my book that is called an affair. Not the way I had imagined bringing my child into the world. First Peter has his "affair" with the cup and now I am having a new age threesome with my doctor. It can't get any worse than this but I guess fair is fair.
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